amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

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thatfunnyblog:

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…

thatfunnyblog:

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…




hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

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refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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